This is a test page a bit like the old Test Card you used to get on BBC and ITV - we thought it was a lot nicer than a 404 error. If you can read this page it means that the Apache HTTP server installed at this site is working properly, which is a good start.
If you are a member of the general public:
The fact that you are seeing this page indicates that we are maintaining the site.
We have recently signed up with a different hosting provider, and it may take us a while to carry all of the electrons over to the new site.
If you wish to find out more about www.metalasanything.com, you should send e-mail to "firstname.lastname@example.org".
If this is not the site you expected:
Please email us explaining where you were trying to get to, and we will investigate, because things often go wrong... but theres still time to change the road you are on (at least I hope so)... What do you mean thats not very Metal?
We reserve the right to hurl abuse and ridicule at you if you made a typo.... No, there is no reward for finding anything wrong, but you will gain our eternal gratitude, which must count for something surely?